Coronavirus Updates + Where In The World Am I?

An elephant who could’ve took a shit bigger than our car in South Africa.

So, Coronavirus. COVID-19. The reason 2020 has run headfirst into a wall, said wall tumbled down, and a bird on the wall takes a shit while squawking “Trump 2020”. Everybody has their coronavirus story, from basic bitches #quanranqueening with Macbooks and wine glasses to North Korea instituting an 100% cure rate for sufferers by taking them out of the hospital and shooting them in the back.

For the past year, I have been traveling through the world with Edinburgh as my home base, doing mostly freelance SEO blog content and website copy. I also wrote for DJBooth here and there.

My boyfriend and I had a month-long trip to South Africa for his cousin’s wedding planned for the beginning of March. Like most people, we foolishly believed Coronavirus wouldn’t effect South Africa; hell, Ebola can’t even get in.

We made the mad scramble back into the Western world three days before the border closed

And now I’m ready to bring on the weekly content: Expect one FREE weekly column with a review of something that played an important role in my life. THURSDAYS, y’all.